Warning: Explicit language and random raging.
I've found it. I've done it. I found the scariest piece of
evidence proving that Nature is out to get you.
You know lightning, right? That flash of electrical hellfire
streak that appears during thunder storms, incinerating trees and the
occasional person? That’s pretty scary, but you know how to avoid it. Just don’t
go outside during a thunderstorm. Simple.
Now, imagine that, in a spherical
form. Okay, now imagine that appearing anywhere. Finally, imagine that this
ball of lighting death can appear at any time, without any warning, and
disappear just as fast, leaving no evidence behind but a scorched everything.
With absolutely idea what causes it, how to predict it, or how to prevent it. Freaking scary, right? Imagine it: your just walking down the street, minding
your business, and then bam! Ball of lighting death the size of a basketball
appears and shoots through your chest like a fucking Hadouken from hell. No
warning, no anything. Just came along, fucked up your shit, and just
disappeared. Scientists, for all their all-knowingness, have no clue what
causes this shit, or even what the hell it is. Some say it’s static electricity
discharge. Others say it has something to do with the radiation of the sun. Most
people think it’s just a giant ball of What The Fuck that has manifested itself
in a physical form. At least this shit is rare, right? Have you seen one? No, you’re
probably saying. I think I’d recognize something like that. Turns out it is
fairly common. In fact, 1 in 20 Americans have seen or experienced ball lightning
at one point. Probably just mistook it for like, a UFO or cloud or something.
Because it being aliens is more believable then that sphere you just saw being a motherfucking
lighting death ball. That’s all the proof you need to know that Nature is a
fucking asshole out to kill you.
